Sierra and Nicole interviewed Mr. Byrne the English Teacher:
Q: When you were in middle school, what did you want to be when you were older?
A: An Abercrombie and Fitch model.
Q: If you could get rid of one state, what would it be and why?
A: A state of sadness because everyone should be happy.
Q: If you were an animal what would it be? Why
A: A horse. Because my grandfather was a unicorn.
Q: Superpower? And Superhero Name?
A: Instantly be able to grade peoples paper’s without doing work. I would also be able to catch people chewing gum in class.
My name would be The Great Gum Catcher.
Q: Weirdest fact/talent about you?
A: It is difficult being so attractive. Both genders want to date me.
Q: Guilty Pleasure?
A: Chopping up children who don’t do their homework into slices, and putting them in sandwiches in the cafeteria.
Q: If Hollywood made a movie about you, who would play you?
A: Brad Pitt. Because I’m so hot.
Q: On a scale from 1-10 how weird are you?
A: 10
Q: Which superhero would you be?
A: The Magic Leprechaun
Q: What do you do in your freetime?
A: I’m a teacher! I don’t have freetime!
Q: Most bizarre life experience?
A: Meeting Rio Hope-Gund (Currently in the 8th grade)
Q: Middle Name?
A: Lord
Q: What was the point of this interview?
A: There was no point.
2 Comments